How to Look Good Naked

Since the move, I haven’t had my broadband working properly but I’m not complaining. That’s the kind of service you get when things are free anyway.

Last night, I got an email from my casting agency after almost one year of silence. In their email, I was informed that they would like to submit my name for an audition for a program how to look good naked.

Yes. You heard me. Naked. As in N.A.K.E.D.

I laughed because I find it quite funny. I remember telling them that I’m not willing to go topless or bottomless. And they send me this?

They asked for my measurements, weight, height and that kind of stuff. After the holiday season, how could they expect me to be in the same size? Of course I put on weight. I went back home for heaven sake!

So what did I do? Nothing. I brushed it off as silly joke.

But this afternoon, I received a phone call from the agency. The girl I spoke too was very nice even though I turned down the offer to put my name forward. But she warmed me up and in the end she got me to tell her the stuffs.

Hahaha… Some people can be quite persistent, eh?

I’ve heard of the program but I just never watched it. So I dunno who, how, why or what they want people to do in it.

Ironic isn’t it? My friend Dina is promoting her book “I am Muslim”, but here I am talking about appearing naked on telly. Hehe...

Ah well, it’s only for an audition.

Oh by the way, on the way to the internet cafe I received another call from Heidi that they want a picture of me in plain black or white bra and knickers only.

Hahahahahaaaaa.... I'm gonna be a porn star!