Men are from Mars

Quote of the day: How can I miss you if you won't go away?

Before you get mad at me, let me just say that I like men. What's not to like, right? I'm no man-eater nor man-hater.

Men are like... placemats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.

Men are like... mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like... parking spaces.
All the good ones are taken, and the rest are too small.

Men are like... bike helmets.
Handy in emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

Men are like... photocopiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

Men are like... lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

Men are like... bank accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

Men are like... high heels.
They are easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

Men are like... mini skirts.
If you are not careful, they'll creep up your legs.

Men are like... bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are.