Some men need to take notes of these because, obviously, you need reminding. This is not male bashing, it's for your own good.
The next time you and your mates joke about armed women in combat, take a poll to see which of you aim successfully at the toilet rim.
Please don't drive when you're not driving.
If you were really looking for an honest answer, you wouldn't ask the question in bed.
The next time you bitch about women drivers, research the number of accidents caused by ogling our mini-skirts.
When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
If you must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive as opposed to a negative grunt.
Don't insist that we get off the phone and then not talk to us.
Eye contact is best established above our shoulder level.
Cleaning the house is not necessarily women's work; besides, most of the dirt and clutters is yours anyway.
Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men. Why is it, then, that you never want to cook?
We go to the loo in groups to talk about you.
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